Salty Dog Saloon Tee — Terrier Captain at the Bar, Deluxe Garment-Dyed, Bar Harbor Salty Dog | Five Tides Apparel
The 10-second version — measurements below if you want them.
QUICK PICKS:
- S — about 5′1″– 5′5″, 105–135 lb
- M — about 5′5″– 5′8″, 135–155 lb
- L — about 5′8″– 6′0″, 156–200 lb
- XL — about 6′0″– 6′3″, 186–235 lb
- 2XL — 6′1″ and up, 216–285 lb
- 3XL — 6′3″ and up, 251–325 lb
- 4XL — 6′3″ and up, 325 lb and up (select tees only — check the size menu on the product page)
One chart for everybody. Every tee, hoodie, and sweatshirt we sell is a unisex Comfort Colors cut — there are no separate men's and women's sizes. The height-and-weight picks work the same for men and women, because the garment is built the same. If you're used to fitted women's styles, know this cut is relaxed — that's the fit.
Real fit: JP — who draws every design — is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large tee. It fits him perfectly in length and fine around the middle. Comfort Colors run slightly long — that's their style. Between sizes, or want it roomier? Go up one.
Tees
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit. True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.6 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.6 |
The no-risk part
Still torn between two sizes? Order your best guess. If you don't love the fit, you have 30 days — email us, keep the item, and we refund you within 2 business days. Nothing to send back, no questions asked.
Holiday extension: orders placed between November 1 and December 31, 2026 have 60 days to request a return or refund instead of 30 — and you still keep the item.
✓ My 30-day guarantee — Don't love it? Email me directly (info@fivetidesapparel.us) within 30 days. You keep the item, and I'll refund you within 2 business days. No questions, nothing to mail back.
✓ Printed to order — arrives in about 5–10 business days. Free U.S. shipping on every order.
★ 570+ garments printed & shipped to real customers.
The story of this design
A pipe-smoking terrier in a captain's hat, holding down the best stool in Bar Harbor for Low Tide Happy Hour. Every harbor bar has one regular who's heard it all — JP just drew him with four legs. For dog lovers, dive-bar philosophers, and anyone who's been called a salty dog and took it as a compliment.
Every harbor bar has one regular who’s heard it all — this one’s a dog. The Salty Dog Saloon puts a pipe-smoking terrier captain on the best stool in Bar Harbor for Low Tide Happy Hour, drawn for dog lovers, dive-bar philosophers, and anyone who’s ever been called a salty dog and took it as a compliment.
Low tide. Tall tales. The pipe-smoking terrier at the end of the bar has been there since the last storm.
The Salty Dog Saloon Tee brings a weathered, coastal-village atmosphere to a heavyweight garment-dyed canvas — a pipe-smoking terrier in a captain’s hat, anchor motifs, and a smoky low-tide bar scene that adds character without shouting. Pull it on after a day of tides and wear it to warm harbor evenings, happy-hour hangouts, or relaxed weekends at the beach house.
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric — breathable, pre-shrunk, and built for lasting all-day comfort
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft from day one, broken-in feel that deepens with every wash
- Garment-dyed finish — weathered, lived-in color and texture that feels like a well-loved shirt from day one
- Twin needle stitching on all seams for reinforced, long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, relaxed drape
- Relaxed unisex fit — available in Terracotta and Brick, sizes S–3XL
Five Tides Apparel is a small coastal lifestyle brand rooted in the stories, characters, and spirit of the shore. Every piece is made with intention — quality you can feel, atmosphere you can wear.
Pull up a stool. Grab yours today.
- The garment: Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight tee (6.1 oz).
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed — every color has that soft, lived-in look from day one.
- Fit: relaxed unisex — size up if you like it roomier.
- Pre-shrunk: the size you order is the size it stays.
- Made to order: printed when you buy. No warehouse, no stock sitting on a shelf.
- The art: designed and hand-drawn by JP on the New Hampshire seacoast.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
Size, fit & materials
The garment: Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight (6.1 oz) 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so every color has that soft, lived-in look from day one, and pre-shrunk so the size you order is the size it stays.
Fit: True to size — size up for a relaxed fit. JP is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large.
The art: hand-drawn by JP — and the design scales proportionally across sizes, so it sits the same on a Small as on a 3XL.
See the full size & fit guide — measurements for every garment, plus how to measure a shirt you own.
Returns: 30 days, any reason — you keep the item and we refund you within 2 business days. Holiday bonus: orders placed Nov 1 – Dec 31 get 60 days.
Every design is printed to order — made just for you after you check out — then shipped free anywhere in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 5–10 business days from the day you order. You'll get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
Don't love it? You have 30 days, for any reason. Email info@fivetidesapparel.us, keep the item, and we'll refund you within 2 business days. No questions, nothing to mail back.
Holiday bonus: orders placed Nov 1 – Dec 31 get 60 days.
There's no warehouse shelf. When you order, your garment is printed one at a time with JP's hand-drawn art, checked, and shipped to you. It takes a few extra days — and it means the shirt you get was made for you, not pulled from a pile.
Our cuts are relaxed unisex and true to size — size up for a relaxed fit. JP is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large in everything we sell. Between sizes? Go up one. Full measurements for every garment are in our size & fit guide.
