Conch Republic Traffic Control Full Color Tee | Full-Color Rooster Garment-Dyed Comfort Colors Graphic Tee
The 10-second version — measurements below if you want them.
QUICK PICKS:
- S — about 5′1″– 5′5″, 105–135 lb
- M — about 5′5″– 5′8″, 135–155 lb
- L — about 5′8″– 6′0″, 156–200 lb
- XL — about 6′0″– 6′3″, 186–235 lb
- 2XL — 6′1″ and up, 216–285 lb
- 3XL — 6′3″ and up, 251–325 lb
- 4XL — 6′3″ and up, 325 lb and up (select tees only — check the size menu on the product page)
One chart for everybody. Every tee, hoodie, and sweatshirt we sell is a unisex Comfort Colors cut — there are no separate men's and women's sizes. The height-and-weight picks work the same for men and women, because the garment is built the same. If you're used to fitted women's styles, know this cut is relaxed — that's the fit.
Real fit: JP — who draws every design — is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large tee. It fits him perfectly in length and fine around the middle. Comfort Colors run slightly long — that's their style. Between sizes, or want it roomier? Go up one.
Tees
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit. True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.6 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.6 |
The no-risk part
Still torn between two sizes? Order your best guess. If you don't love the fit, you have 30 days — email us, keep the item, and we refund you within 2 business days. Nothing to send back, no questions asked.
✓ My 30-day guarantee — Don't love it? Email me directly (info@fivetidesapparel.us) within 30 days. You keep the item, and I'll refund you within 2 business days. No questions, nothing to mail back.
✓ Printed to order — arrives in about 5–10 business days. Free U.S. shipping on every order.
★ 570+ garments printed & shipped to real customers.
The story of this design
Every Five Tides design begins as a hand drawing in a New Hampshire studio — drawn, colored, and refined by one person before it ever touches a garment. Printed to order on Comfort Colors, so the shirt you get was made for you, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.
Same island, bigger rooster. This is the full-color edition — red comb, floral shirt, shades on — parked on a big red ONE WAY sign like he owns the intersection. In the Conch Republic, he does. Drawn for Key West loyalists, Duval Street veterans, and anyone who's ever yielded to a chicken.
Sunrise walk done. Dock party starting. The rooster’s already been on that sign since before you got here.
The Conch Republic Traffic Control Tee brings tongue-in-cheek Keys personality to a heavyweight garment-dyed canvas — a cheeky rooster perched atop a one-way sign, moving at island pace and answering to nobody. Toss it on for lazy weekends when local rules and local rhythms matter more than schedules. It softens with every wash and becomes more comfortable every time you reach for it.
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric — pre-shrunk, breathable, and built for lasting all-day island comfort
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft from day one, broken-in feel that deepens with every wash
- Garment-dyed finish — vintage-tinged color and extra-soft handfeel that only gets better over time
- Twin needle stitching on all seams for reinforced, long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, relaxed drape
- Relaxed unisex fit — available in White, sizes S–4XL
Five Tides Apparel is a small coastal lifestyle brand that designs for the ones who live by their own rules — preferably near the water. Every piece is made with intention, quality, and a little island irreverence baked in.
Local rules apply. Grab yours today.
- The blank: Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight tee (6.1 oz).
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed — every color has that soft, lived-in look from day one.
- Fit: relaxed unisex — size up if you like it roomier.
- Pre-shrunk: the size you order is the size it stays.
- Made to order: printed when you buy. No warehouse, no stock sitting on a shelf.
- The art: designed and hand-drawn by JP on the New Hampshire seacoast.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
