Portland Pier Oyster Bar Tee — Oysters on the Half Shell, Premium Garment-Dyed, Casco Bay Foggy Mornings | Five Tides Apparel
The 10-second version — measurements below if you want them.
QUICK PICKS:
- S — about 5′1″– 5′5″, 105–135 lb
- M — about 5′5″– 5′8″, 135–155 lb
- L — about 5′8″– 6′0″, 156–200 lb
- XL — about 6′0″– 6′3″, 186–235 lb
- 2XL — 6′1″ and up, 216–285 lb
- 3XL — 6′3″ and up, 251–325 lb
- 4XL — 6′3″ and up, 325 lb and up (select tees only — check the size menu on the product page)
One chart for everybody. Every tee, hoodie, and sweatshirt we sell is a unisex Comfort Colors cut — there are no separate men's and women's sizes. The height-and-weight picks work the same for men and women, because the garment is built the same. If you're used to fitted women's styles, know this cut is relaxed — that's the fit.
Real fit: JP — who draws every design — is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large tee. It fits him perfectly in length and fine around the middle. Comfort Colors run slightly long — that's their style. Between sizes, or want it roomier? Go up one.
Tees
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit. True to size — size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.6 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 | 24.6 |
The no-risk part
Still torn between two sizes? Order your best guess. If you don't love the fit, you have 30 days — email us, keep the item, and we refund you within 2 business days. Nothing to send back, no questions asked.
Holiday extension: orders placed between November 1 and December 31, 2026 have 60 days to request a return or refund instead of 30 — and you still keep the item.
✓ My 30-day guarantee — Don't love it? Email me directly (info@fivetidesapparel.us) within 30 days. You keep the item, and I'll refund you within 2 business days. No questions, nothing to mail back.
✓ Printed to order — arrives in about 5–10 business days. Free U.S. shipping on every order.
★ 570+ garments printed & shipped to real customers.
The story of this design
A vintage oyster bar illustration straight off Casco Bay — foggy morning, salt air, a dozen on the half shell and nowhere else to be. JP drew the quiet charm of coastal Maine the way it actually feels at the pier. Made for shucking with friends and wandering the waterfront at low tide.
Foggy morning. Salt air off Casco Bay. A dozen on the half shell and nowhere else to be.
The Portland Pier Oyster Bar Tee carries the quiet charm of coastal Maine — a vintage oyster bar illustration on a soft, garment-dyed canvas that feels broken-in from day one. Wear it shucking oysters with friends, wandering the pier at low tide, or whenever you want a reliable tee that looks like it’s already been part of your rotation for years.
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric — breathable, pre-shrunk, and built for lasting all-day comfort
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft from day one, broken-in feel that deepens with every wash
- Garment-dyed finish — muted, sun-faded color and vintage texture that only gets better over time
- Twin needle stitching on all seams for reinforced, long-lasting durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, relaxed drape
- Relaxed unisex fit — available in Ivory, Bay, and Terracotta, sizes S–3XL
Five Tides Apparel is a small coastal lifestyle brand that designs for the ones who find their best moments near the water — from the Gulf Coast to the rocky shores of New England. Every piece is made with intention, quality, and a little local character baked in.
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- The garment: Comfort Colors 1717 — the heavyweight tee (6.1 oz).
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed — every color has that soft, lived-in look from day one.
- Fit: relaxed unisex — size up if you like it roomier.
- Pre-shrunk: the size you order is the size it stays.
- Made to order: printed when you buy. No warehouse, no stock sitting on a shelf.
- The art: designed and hand-drawn by JP on the New Hampshire seacoast.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
Size, fit & materials
The garment: Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight (6.1 oz) 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so every color has that soft, lived-in look from day one, and pre-shrunk so the size you order is the size it stays.
Fit: True to size — size up for a relaxed fit. JP is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large.
The art: hand-drawn by JP — and the design scales proportionally across sizes, so it sits the same on a Small as on a 3XL.
See the full size & fit guide — measurements for every garment, plus how to measure a shirt you own.
Returns: 30 days, any reason — you keep the item and we refund you within 2 business days. Holiday bonus: orders placed Nov 1 – Dec 31 get 60 days.
Every design is printed to order — made just for you after you check out — then shipped free anywhere in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 5–10 business days from the day you order. You'll get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
Don't love it? You have 30 days, for any reason. Email info@fivetidesapparel.us, keep the item, and we'll refund you within 2 business days. No questions, nothing to mail back.
Holiday bonus: orders placed Nov 1 – Dec 31 get 60 days.
There's no warehouse shelf. When you order, your garment is printed one at a time with JP's hand-drawn art, checked, and shipped to you. It takes a few extra days — and it means the shirt you get was made for you, not pulled from a pile.
Our cuts are relaxed unisex and true to size — size up for a relaxed fit. JP is 5′8″, 160 lb and wears a Large in everything we sell. Between sizes? Go up one. Full measurements for every garment are in our size & fit guide.
